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Her
name was Lady. I don’t think she was named for the movie,
because the Disney classic came out when I was 6, and my thoughts of
her go back further than that. In fact, memories of my grandfather’s
beautiful cocker spaniel are among the earliest I have. I have a
photo of myself, in a gold jumpsuit, playing with her puppies. I
remember that idyllic moment.
When
I was ten or so my father got us a German Shepherd puppy whom my
friend Steve Sullivan named Punch. He rapidly got to be too much dog
for our home, so we gave him to our barber.
Best
dog I ever had was Short Dog, an eighth-breed corgi my other
grandfather, the great L.E. King, found in the middle of the Mojave
Desert. Old L.E. was on his way to work at Edwards Air Force Base
when he spotted a little yellow dog crossing the road, pulling a long
chain. He picked him up, and when we next visited he told his
son-in-law, my father, “Got a dog for you!” Dad took one
look at the friendly hair machine and said, “Thanks a lot.”
But Short Dog was with us for at least ten years, weathering
Hurricane Camille, getting hit by a car, torn up by a bigger pooch
and many another catastrophe before succumbing to old age during my
college years.
My
folks brought home a handsome idiot named Twink when they lived in
upstate New York. He was fond of running off for days at a time and
once I had to wrestle him out of a hole he’d dug beneath a
tree. RORF!
Poor thing got hurt badly by a car and was never the same.
During
my first semester of law school I adopted one of the neighborhood
mutts that hung around my Baton Rouge apartment complex. I was going
through a divorce and pets, I was told, are therapeutic. Samantha
stayed there when I moved to New Orleans, and when I went back, they
made up some story to keep her there. Oh well, she was anybody’s
dog.
When
I married Rosy, Jesse came with her. Later you’ll read about
Pepper.
And
there were the parakeets, one named Bodie, one named Sam and several
named George, and the cats, Whistler and DaVinci and many, many
others … and to return to the canine world for a minute, a
sad-faced, harmless beagle mutt I was cruel to when I was a kid
visiting my grandmother in California, just because I got some idiot
idea into my head that he was a pest. I have never forgotten that
dog.
Critters – our companions in this world. This issue’s theme came
to me the second I saw Sheryl Birkhead’s whimsical “gleph”
cover. I was inspired by love … and guilt. Critters
put up with an awful lot. I don’t know they stand us.
Remember Hazel’s exclamation of anger in Watership
Down: “Men
won’t stop until they’ve ruined the world!”
Remember the transcendent climax of The
Bear, when the huge
grizzly (played by Bart) confronts the hunter that has been tracking
him – not with violence, but with roars of ursine dismay and
anger and confusion. It was as if he was demanding, You
are the masters of this world. Just what the hell are you doing to
it?
I
don’t claim to such profundity here in Challenger no.
28, but the theme does have a profound attraction. How do we
interact with our fellow creatures? You will find some interesting
answers in several pieces submitted by our Chall Pals. Mike
Resnick describes his career exhibiting show dogs. James Bacon takes
us into darkest Africa – on his honeymoon. Dennis
Dolbear has a
different perspective
on lions. Warren
Buff recalls Phil Dick’s great novel of critters, great, small,
and replicant, Do
Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? John Purcell’s life with his household pets takes on Olympian
proportions. Our bacover
combines two obsessions of Liz Copeland’s – quilts and
birdwatching. If you look on Heinleinian arachnids as critters,
you’ll find a unique perspective in Mike Glyer’s superb
Flashman pastiche, “Flashman at Klendathu”. (Yes, I know
scorpions aren’t spiders! Sue me!) ‘Toons from Alexis
Gilliland and Brad Foster and a poem from Mike Estabrook add
immeasurably to the mix. Scattered throughout the issue, art by
Randy Childers, discovered at Kentucky’s Con*Cave –
that’s his immaculate owl above. Haveth
Childers Everywhere!
(Quick! The source?) And of course there is a cover, artwork, and a
remarkable autobiographical document from the inspiration for this
theme, and the tributee for this issue, Sheryl Birkhead, vet and fan
artist, whose love for critters knows no equal.
There’s
more, of course. Editorials and articles by Joe Green, Greg Benford,
Laura Haywood-Cory, Kurt Erichsen and Rich Dengrove – plus the
aforementioned tribute to George Macdonald Fraser and the great
Flashman from Mike Glyer. (Terrific stuff, Mike, but it can’t
make up for the fact that we’ll never – never – see that Civil War book.) And I’m in here, too,
prattling on about the incident that compelled me to law school, and
one of life’s most eh-pic fannish moments. Artwise, in
addition to Sheryl, Brad, and Alex, find work of Charlie Williams
ranging over almost 30 years of his fannish career. Where is that bwah’s Hugo? Kurt illustrated his own article, and
both Bacon and Purcell sent photos of their adventures. N.B.: much
of our art and many of our photos appear in
color
on our website, www.challzine.net.
I’ve
already begun collecting stuff for our next issue. On hand are a
superb cover from Alan White, a funny philosophical piece from Alexis
Gilliland, an article from Rich Dengrove, and a stunning Italian
travelogue from Nicki Lynch. Just as this issue has a theme–animals – #29 has one of sports.
Either could encompass the tragic story of Eight Belles, the filly
whose heroic place and subsequent death in the Kentucky Derby made
one niche occupied by critters in this world very clear to me.
I
paid special note during the Derby to Eight Belles, the filly.
Hillary Clinton had mentioned her on the stump the day before. She
ran a fine, brave race, coming in second to the astonishing Big Brown
– and then collapsed, her ankles broken, and had to be
immediately put down. Rosy, an animal lover, was of course aghast.
To cut through her disgust and dismay, and convince her of the beauty
of horseracing, I showed her tape of Secretariat’s
supernaturally magnificent run in the 1973 Belmont Stakes – one
of the most exquisite performances of any kind, anywhere, by anyone
I’ve ever seen. I hope it helped.
Thoroughbreds
race for us – for their riders and for their audience. But
let’s hope, because we can never know, that they also race for
their own bestial equivalent of joy. Believing so might make the
Derby tragedy a little easier to bear. Remember the horse in
Cordwainer Smith’s “On the Gem Planet”, whose only
thought when galloping with a man on his back was the joyous mental
cry, “I’m a horse! I’m a horse!” Big Brown’s
flawed run for the Triple Crown (see Mike Resnick’s analysis,
later) may overshadow Eight Belles’ sacrifice in history, but
she ran the race of her life for us, and before her misstep one can
only hope that she felt that same joy, in carrying a rider, in
running, in being what she was.
Critters
give so much, and ask so little. For what they do for us, for the
companionship, the entertainment, and sometimes the sustenance, the
least we can do is be grateful. This Challenger’s
tribute goes to Sheryl Birkhead, but this zine is also for all the
critters. You name yours. For me it’s Lady and Punch and
Short Dog and Twink and Samantha and Jesse and Pepper … and
Whistler and DaVinci and Max and Malibu and Boo (even though he
crapped on my coat), and Boots and “the big black bastard”
who mooch around outside, and the three kittens whom Rosy has rescued and for whom she is trying to find homes, and their brother Scooter,
who didn’t make it and whom I buried outside beneath the
bushes. For the Georges and Bodie and Sam. For that sad-faced
beagle. And Secretariat. And Eight Belles. |